What i wrote out of boredome...

/* ©2004 Nicholas Loh - does not compile..if u try..ur stupid*/

#include stdio.h
#include package.humansense.see
#include package.sex.*
#include package.emotions.*

function areUinLoveWifHer ( char[30] name);

char[30] main (char[30] name_of_who_u_love)

char[30] result="";

if(love=areUinLoveWifHer(name_of_who_u_love,,&result)){
if(shelovesu=true){
if(willbehappy=true){
if(compatible){love.action.court_her()};
};
};
};




return char;

};


function areUinLoveWifHer ( char[30] name, char* result) {
int inlove%=0;

if (see.name=emotions.happy) { inlove%++};

if(see.name=sex.high){if(sex.high.desireOnly){inlove%--}
else if(sex.high.islove){inlove%++};

if(inlove%>50) {return strcpy(*result,"mayb yer in love" , return true);

if(inlove%<50){return strcpy(*result,"u jus wanna fuck her" , return false);

if(inlove%>90){return strcpy(*result,"u should fucking marry her" return true);
}