BCC gets to tax every hosuehold with a television
http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Articles.asp?Article=80503&Sn=WORL

mofo sicks asses
http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=worldNews&storyID=500901§ion=news

Stupid!! Journalist manage to go through 4 checkpoints with someone else's passport
wat if it wasnt a journalist, a terrorist !?
http://www.straitstimes.com.sg/storyprintfriendly/0,1887,247667,00.html?

My Dream gf/bf

it's kinda lame..but i'm bored


Hair color?
any as long its not too extremme..i prefer the natural color

Eye color?
Doesnt matter, as long its mesmerizing

Nice figure?
it be a bonus not a reqiurement

Hairstyle?
as long not too short


Glasses?
doestn matter

Piercings?
prefebaly no,

Straight teeth, gap, or braces?
not everyone has perfect teeth now rite?
as long its doesnt scare the hell out of me

Smells?
nice of cos

Funny or serious?
Funny+serious


Party or stay at home?
abit of both,variety is good

Should he/she have a best friend?
yes why not?

Should he/she have a lot of gal/boy friends?
doesnt matter

Outgoing or shy?
in the middle

Sarcastic or sincere?
depends on the situation,sometime being sarcastic can be fun n intresting..too much of it is annoying

Could he/she watch porn flicks?
ahaha no biggie issue

Would he/she be a smoker?
no biggie issue to as long she is not heavy one
n one day she'll quit wif me =P

Would he/she drink?
huh? water? ahaha if no blood?

Could he/she swear?
anyting tat looks nice on her and for the right occasion and she dun look like a slut

Must he/she pay for dates?
since the feminist want so much equality..Take turns la

Could he/she kiss on the first date?
neh unless its some really really special sure magical feeling those u get one out of a million or never at all?

Where would you go to dinner?
any place wif nice enviroment and nice food


Would u give him/her gifts?
sure....why not?


Must he/she lay under the stars with you?
YES PLEASE!! MUST MUST!! ahaha


Must he/she write poetry about you?
YES PLEASE!! but not mandatory


Must he/she compose songs for you?
YES PLEASE, but not mandatory

Could he/she call you sweetie, dear or baby?
a mix!!

Must he/she hang out with you and YOUR friends?
i'd be happy if she does

Would you hang out with him/her and his/her
friends?
ehehe why not? as long her fren are not super bithces that u jus cant stand

Must he/she play sports?
doesnt matter

Must he/she play instrument?
yes..Piano plez!!! or any nice instrument
but not mandatory

Must he/she clean your room?
I'd really love it if she does it

Must he/she paint, draw, sculpt?
i'd be a bonus

Must he/she sing for you?
i'd be a bouns too

Use the word fat?
wats wrong wif the word fat?

Could he/she hold your hands?
r u kidding? wat stupid question is tis?

Must he/she dance?
she should..if she doesnt she can learn

How often would you see her/him?
when ever we feel like it, but they has to be a little private space..

Stay up and talk all night long?
why not!? not compulsory ..sometime "ACTION" can speak louder than words ;)

Say I love you?
YES please, again wat stupid question is this?

*detail might change wif out notice

So sien so bored
tons of assignment
pauline so long din see u
wassup?

wah tis guy dam cool la 104 Still working!!!!!!!
shame on u young lazy asses

Some Q&A ting..crap but intresting


1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page
18, find line 4.
Functionality and requirement of the corporate portal ;P boring huh? uni book..wat to do

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
What do you touch first?
tissues...aahha

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
some chinese drama


4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is =
12 a.m

5: Now look at the clock, what time is it?
11.53 p.m

6: With the exception of the computer, what can
you hear?
bro tokin on the phone, fan

7: When did you last step outside? what were you
doing?
bout an hour ago, havin a cup of "tea" wif frens

8: Before you came to this website, what did you
look at?
Frenster la!! doh'

9: What are you wearing?
a t-Shirt n a shorts

10: Did you dream last night?
No

11: When did you last laugh?
few minS ago...

12: What are on the walls of the room you are
in?
a cross ?

13: Seen anything weird lately?
Nop, cant recall

14: What do you think of this quiz?
crap, but entertaining

15: What is the last film you saw?
ScooBy-DOo 2

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight,
what would you buy first?
CARS LA!! wat else..

17: Tell me something about you that I don't
know?
if i told you, i would have to kill you,neh jus kidding, im actually a "nice" guy , LOL

18: If you could change one thing about the
world, regardless of guilt or politics, what
would you do?

make ppl not shit on each other so much, its kinda stupid,no one wins in the end!!! everyone suffers casualty and usually its the innocent who gets it!!!normal ppl like u n me!!AND make those F*cKing blood suckers pay for it!! and give us back wat is ours!!one last ting..make me the richest guy in the world, not bills gates!! MUAHAHAHaaaaa

19: Do you like to dance?
when the music n the mood is right!!

20: George Bush
gosh,u "evil doer",stop sending yer own and other ppl to death.

21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do
you call her?
never thought tat far yet...nicole?

21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do
you call him?
Nicholas the second, ahaha jus kidding no idea

Check tis out, specially girls, pictures of what was babies to be..sad really sad!! They look like tiny humans,how come murder of some grown up is wrong and while murder of a baby is ok? sick Fcking world

The sermon in church today remineded me someting, justice is never just!!!
in a BBC article i posted few days ago, 800,000 people were masacred in 100 days sadly The united nations and the international community did nothing to stop the killing ironicly when sept 11 with death toll of 3000 compared to that of 800,000 , alot of noise were made, they started bombing around, the incident got an astounding media coverage, no one with television , radio or internet did not know abou it. For the Rwandan masacare not much people knew about it, i only got to know a bout it about a week ago when it happened back in 1994. I bet most of you never heard about it also.Thats really funny, 800,000 people died and no one made alot of noise about it, 3000 americans dies, everyone makes noise about it and wage war.Why? isit because american lifes are worth billions? the rwandan are not? Soon after sept 11 they went into war , first with Afghanistan , about 3800 civilians died in the war,even than that was the most conservative figure , a more realistic one was estimated at around 5000 !
Than they attacked iraq ,where a minimum of 8865 civilian was killed in the war,they claimed they was weapon of mass destruction- WMD , but still no WMD were found till today. So its about 3800 (at afghanistan) + 8865 (in iraq) = 12,655 lifes lost , you tell me that is justifiable? for the death of 3000 americans? gosh that isnt even an eye for an eye, its like 4 eyes for an eye!!!! Now im not saying americans are bad..they are alot of good ones around, alot of them are againtst the war too, i really recomend that u watch the oscar winning "Bowling for columbine" documentary by Michael moore and the book "Dude where's my country" also by Michael moore. You'll learn alot about the US goverment's dark side that u never saw before. its really enlighting for u ignorant ppl out there ;P



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funny stuff of the day by someone

How rich is Bill Gates?



1. Bill Gates earn US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!



2. If he drop a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up coz by the 4 second he pick it, he already earn it back.



3. US's national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates will pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.



4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still left US$5 Million for his pocket money.



5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he don't drink and eat, and keep his annual income US$30 Million up, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates now.



6. If Bill Gates is a country, he is the 37th richest country on earth, or US 13th biggest company, even bigger then IBM.



7. If exchange all Bill Gate's money to US$1, you can make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 plane to transport all the money.



8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he still can live for 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish his money before go to heaven.



9. BUT!!! If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will bankrupt in 3 years!

its good friday
let us have a minute of silence, make it 2

morning world =)
looks like a nice day!!
hope i'll have a great day

Finally something to see!!!!

> "Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
> > "What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went
away." "Went away?" "They disappeared."
"Hmmm. So wh at does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing." "Nothing?"
"It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I
type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it
have
a
>little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the
power
cord
>goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and t ell me if it's plugged
into
the
>wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were
two
>cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the
other
>cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the
back
of
>your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh,
it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's
>dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming
in
>from the window."
"Well, turn on the office ligh t then."
; "I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked
now.
Do
you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer
came
in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like
it
was
when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

Wohoo got an extensino for my assignment!!!!
still nothing to see...shoo shoo

Ah assignments season....so noting here to see..shoo shoo

Sad , really Sad, 800,00 people killed in 100 days

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